Chris 'Nintendoza' Mendoza

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March 16, 2009 at 6:13pm
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Bio Shock 2 has multi-player.
I have two problems with this, which is a wonderful coincidence considering it’s Bioshock “2”.
The first problem is that they are making a sequel AT ALL. Fucking game ended well enough to not warrant a sequel. The story was great, the mechanics felt complete, and there was a conclusion… so why the sequel, you ask? Because this entire goddamned industry is based off of sequels from popular franchises. The only time it’s ok to do so is if it has been at least 5 years since the previous. (Diablo 3, Starcraft 2, Megaman 9… amirite??). Kevin Levine also has shit to do with this one as well, and if he was dead, he would be spinning in his grave when the second problem on my list was announced. So moving on…
Second problem. Multiplayer.
OK. Lets put multiplayer on a game that does not need it. (Resident Evil 5, I’m looking straight in your fucking face.) It ruins the fucking experience, and original artistic intent. Some games just don’t need it, and this is one of them. Remember Metorid Prime 2?? Yeah. It’s like that. It’s like putting mutiplayer deathmatch on Silent Hill… fucking worthless.

Bio Shock 2 has multi-player.

I have two problems with this, which is a wonderful coincidence considering it’s Bioshock “2”.

The first problem is that they are making a sequel AT ALL. Fucking game ended well enough to not warrant a sequel. The story was great, the mechanics felt complete, and there was a conclusion… so why the sequel, you ask? Because this entire goddamned industry is based off of sequels from popular franchises. The only time it’s ok to do so is if it has been at least 5 years since the previous. (Diablo 3, Starcraft 2, Megaman 9… amirite??). Kevin Levine also has shit to do with this one as well, and if he was dead, he would be spinning in his grave when the second problem on my list was announced. So moving on…

Second problem. Multiplayer.

OK. Lets put multiplayer on a game that does not need it. (Resident Evil 5, I’m looking straight in your fucking face.) It ruins the fucking experience, and original artistic intent. Some games just don’t need it, and this is one of them. Remember Metorid Prime 2?? Yeah. It’s like that. It’s like putting mutiplayer deathmatch on Silent Hill… fucking worthless.

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